Hey Rowe'oholics! I'll be going back over the next few weeks and catching everyone up on what has been going on in Johnny boy's life in '08, so why not start with my very own Music City Miracle. Drum roll please.....8-ball finally graduated!!! Ha Ha Ha!! Mom and dad said it would never happen, but 6 short years later Franklin finally got a 1.999999999999 GPA at East Tennessee State, and luckily for da parents ETS got sick of cashin' mom and dad's checks and decided to round that bad boy up to a 2.0! Here's a picture of the proud graduate before his late summer miracle:
Notice the complete look of apathy in his eyes!
Now, if we could just find him a date, maybe mom and dad would get off his back!!! Unfortunately, myspace stalking doesn't pay as well as it used to and 8-ball is still unemployed. NOTICE: If you are in need of an IT professional, baby sitter, human piñatas at your 8 year old's birthday party, school mascot, ANYTHING, my bro is desperate for your bling! I love to kick a man when he's down. :->
Anywho, a lot of you owe me some money! My bro is a certified professional (at least according to ETS;->). Congrats bra!
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